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Dinner Lady: "It's very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't you got a tongue in your head?"

Pupil: "Yes, but my arms are longer!"

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"Mummy, Mummy! what's for dinner?"

"Shut up and get back in the oven."

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A woman named suzy is goin to visit her son harry in his new apartment. he has a new roommate named betty. at dinner, suzay asks if they are going out. they both say no. the next day, betty tells harry that she cannot find her silver serving spoon. harry says, ill ask my mom. he sends her a letter saying:

dear mom;
betty thinks that you took her serving spoon. do you happen to know where it is?
Love,
harry the next day, he gets a letter back saying,
dear harry;
if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the serving spoon by now.

love,
mom lesson- never try to fool your mother.

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Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure ... So he sat down and wrote:

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Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Brian

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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

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Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love,
Mom.

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