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A girl came home from school one day when her mother asked her if she could take out the trash. The daughter replied, "Sorry, mom, I have to do Math."

The mother was proud of her daughter for being so dedicated to her schoolwork and let it slide. An hour passed and the mother started to wonder where her daughter was. She went to her daughter's room and knocked. "Don't come in, Mom; I'm doing Math!"

Her mother thought this was a bit odd but let her daughter be. It was passed dinner time, and she began to get worried. The daughter came downstairs for a glass of water and the mother said, "Have you started your other homework?" The daughter replied, "Nope, I'm still doing Math," and walked back upstairs.

At 9 o'clock the daughter asked for dinner before she went to bed. Her Mom asked, "What, do you want to eat before you are done with Math?" The daughter laughed and said, "Ooh Mom, Math left!"

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"What's the matter with your dinner?"

"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!"

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Pupil: "There is a dead fly in my dinner"

Cook: "Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it!"

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Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"

Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"

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Dinner Lady: "Eat up your greens, they are good for your skin."

Pupil: "But I don't want green skin!"

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