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"What's the matter with your dinner?"

"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!"

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Pupil: "There is a dead fly in my dinner"

Cook: "Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it!"

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Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"

Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"

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Dinner Lady: "Eat up your greens, they are good for your skin."

Pupil: "But I don't want green skin!"

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Dinner Lady: "It's very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't you got a tongue in your head?"

Pupil: "Yes, but my arms are longer!"

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