Jokes - Differences


 


Dogs · Husbands · Men · Training · Differences
businessman:3What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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Blondes · Light Bulbs · Sex · Smart
blonde:2What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
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Lawyers · Fish · Catfish · Differences
largemouth bass:2What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
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Princess Diana · East Germans · Walls · Germans
What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.
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Marriages · Improvements · Hospitals
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
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