Difference Jokes (3)

What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

Only the first one can make you smile.

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

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