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What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

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man,toilet

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

22    

woman,roses

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

6    

violin

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

21    


What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

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man,grass

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