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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

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