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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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man,wheel barrow:2

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

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man,firecracker

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

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woman,roses

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

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man,firecracker

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