Difference Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Differences


Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pittbull?


2     Pms Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion!

1     Accordions Jokes

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

33     Death Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

31     Love Jokes

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

16     Lawyer Jokes

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