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Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pittbull?

Lipstick!

2     Pms Jokes


What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion!

1     Accordions Jokes


The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

33     Death Jokes


What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

31     Love Jokes


What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

16     Lawyer Jokes






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