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Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

30    

car

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

12    

blonde:2

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

26    

roses,yellow

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

13    

businessman

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

11    

man,weed

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