Difference jokes

87 jokes about differences


What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law?

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and your mother-in-law doesn't know the difference.

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Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pittbull?


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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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