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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

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