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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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blonde

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

25    

roses,red

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

27    

car

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

6    

violin

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

13    

man,toilet

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