Difference jokes

87 jokes about differences


What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion!

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What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

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What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law?

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and your mother-in-law doesn't know the difference.

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What is the difference between friends and best friends?

When you are in hospital, friends ask: "How are you?"

Best friends ask: "Hey brother, how is the nurse?"

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Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pittbull?


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