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What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

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man,toilet

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

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blonde:5

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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