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What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

17     Man Jokes


What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

18     Bigfoot Jokes


What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

Only the first one can make you smile.

9     Germany Jokes


What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

18     Man Jokes


What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

14     Story Jokes






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