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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

27    

caveman,television

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

38    

blonde:5

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

12    

shoes,ruby

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

14    

man,proposing marriage

What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

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