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What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

16    

businessman

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

30    

caveman,food

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

14    

shoes,ruby

What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

45    


What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

15    

man,weed

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