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What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

30     → Joke


What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

55     → Joke


What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

21     → Joke


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

28     → Joke


Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

26     → Joke


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