Difference jokes

87 jokes about differences


What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?

One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

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What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a viola.

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What is the difference between men and government bonds?

The bonds mature.

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Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

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"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

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