What is the difference between Jurassic Park
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs
, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy
and a cunt
?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"