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Why did the pervert cross the road?2 Proposal
Because he got his dick stuck in the chicken!
A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.1
"Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloaded those things!"
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