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A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.

"Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloaded those things!"

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Proposal

Proper punctuation and grammar is what changes the statement, "Get off of that dick!" to, "Get off of that, Dick!"

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