42 jokes about dicks
14 → Joke5 → JokeProposal
Why are women
so bad at mathematics
keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says: "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow."14 → JokeProposal
Then he grabs her pussy and says: "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens."
She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says: "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother!"
What did the dick say to the condom?5 → JokeProposal
Cover me, I'm going in!
Why did the pervert cross the road?6 → Joke
Because he got his dick stuck in the chicken!
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