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Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

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How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.

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Proposal

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says: "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow."

Then he grabs her pussy and says: "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens."

She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says: "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother!"

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Proposal

What did the dick say to the condom?

Cover me, I'm going in!

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Proposal

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he got his dick stuck in the chicken!

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