46 jokes about dicks
Why does a
penis have a
hole in the end?
So
men can be open minded.
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penis jokesA
hunter kills a
deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for
dinner. He knows his
kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"
"You'll see", he replies.
They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.
"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."
His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a
fucking asshole ..."
46
asshole jokesA guy walks into a
bar.
Guy: "Hey,
barkeeper, give me a
beer."
Barkeeper: "Tell you what, if you can make that
horse out there laugh, I will give you a free beer and $500."
So the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in.
Guy: "Where's my $500 and free beer?"
Barkeeper: "Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry."
The guy walks outside again. The barkeep chuckles to himself as he's cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in.
Guy: "Alright, where's my $1000 and two free beers?"
Barkeeper: "What did you say to make the horse laugh?"
Guy : "I told him I have a bigger
penis than him."
Barkeeper: "What did you do to make him cry?"
Guy: "I showed him."
49
horse jokesThis
Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood
pub, and orders a
whiskey.
"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."
He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."
"But ye
fuck ONE
sheep ..."
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