A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.34 Ugly Jokes
An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".27 Kid Jokes
"I've been circumcised." the other replied.
"What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?" the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
How is a woman like a condom?35 Woman Jokes
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?37 Sperm Jokes
Ring up and say you cannot cum.
Why do men want their brides to wear white?24 Man JokesNext page JokesDick Sayings
Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!