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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

34     Ugly Jokes


Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".

"I've been circumcised." the other replied.

"What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?" the kid asked inquiringly.

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"

27     Kid Jokes


How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

35     Woman Jokes


How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Ring up and say you cannot cum.

37     Sperm Jokes


Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

24     Man Jokes






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