I think the only reason my
husband likes to go
fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
This
morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a
button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the
handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my
hand. Now I'm afraid to
pee.
A
man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a
doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30
erections left in your
penis."
The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a
list!"
He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."