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How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.

23     lawyer jokes


What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

18     coffin jokes


Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

17     computer jokes


Chemist's last words

1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...

18     chemist jokes


What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

They both came from France in a wooden box.

15     Princess Diana jokes






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