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Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

19     computer jokes


Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

17     lawyer jokes


What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

18     coffin jokes


How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.

24     lawyer jokes


Chemist's last words

1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...

18     chemist jokes






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