88 jokes about deaths
23 navy jokes
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief
to the bewildered Seaman
. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss
on my grave
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line
Doctor49 doctor jokes49 woman jokes
: "I have some bad news
and some very bad news."Patient
: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
36 sex jokes
3 People get stranded on a desert Island
- Charles, Matt and Susan
. After a while they realise that they are stuck on this island and naturally things happen between the men and the woman.
This goes on for about a year when Susan feeling really bad about having sex
with both Matt and Charles and kills herself.
Charles and Matt are sad. But again after a while nature takes its course.
And again about a year later the boys feel really really bad about what they're doing so finally they decide to bury Susan.
44 taxi jokesNext page Jokesdeath sayings
A passenger taps a taxi
drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.
"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse
for 20 years."