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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

28     lawyer jokes


Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

27     Princess Diana jokes


Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

13     Chuck Norris jokes


If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

24     heart jokes


What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"

22     Princess Diana jokes






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