Death jokes

88 jokes about deaths


Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

27     Princess Diana jokes

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

28     lawyer jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

13     Chuck Norris jokes

What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"

24     Princess Diana jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their lunch break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high. They all note that they've had the same lunch for as long as they were on the job. They agreed if they opened their lunchboxes and found the same lunch, they would all hurl themselves off the beam.

The next day, the police are investigating the scene where the three women fell. When the police asked the husbands of the women, the brunette and the redhead's husbands both said, "If I had known, I would have given her something different." However, the blonde's husband said, "Don't look at me, she packs her own lunch."

19     blonde jokes

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