Death jokes

88 jokes about deaths


What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

28     lawyer jokes

Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

27     Princess Diana jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

13     Chuck Norris jokes

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

24     heart jokes

What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"

22     Princess Diana jokes

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