Pupil: "There is a dead fly in my dinner"4 Fly JokesProposal
Cook: "Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it!"
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia.3 Short jokesProposal
The judge told him: "In 20 years on the bench, I have never heard such a disgusting and immoral thing. Give me a good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key."
The man replied: "I will give you 3 good reasons:
(1) It's none of your damn business.
(2) She was my wife.
(3) I didn't know she was dead because she always acted that way!"
A couple buys this cute little dog. They take him home and two days later the dog becomes very lazy. It won't eat, doesn't bark, heck it doesn't even move at all.4 Short jokesProposal
So the couple decides to take the dog to the Vet. The Vet looks at the dog and then lays it on the floor. He then brings a cat into the room and sets it beside the dog. The cat crawls all over the dog for several minutes and then runs around the dog four times before the Vet picks up the cat and puts him back in his cage.
The Vet then turns to the couple and says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your dog is dead ... That'll be $225.00."
"$225.00?," screamed the outraged man. "You expect me to pay you that much just to tell me my dog is dead?"
The Vet replied, "It's only $25.00 for the office visit and $200.00 for the Cat Scan."
One little girl takes a shower with her nan, points down and asked: "What's that?"1 Short jokesProposal
Nan says: "That's my beaver."
The next day the girl went to shower with her mum and points down and says: "I know what that is, it's your beaver."
Mum replies: "Oh yeah how do you know that?"
"Nan told me, but I think hers is dead because it's tongue is hanging out!"
A drug-dealer (of course he takes drugs) once opened a radio to fix it, then he found a dead ant in it.... He said: Holy Fucking Drugs! The reporter died! ~ Disc SamYoBoihashtag39050 Short jokes JokesDead Sayings