If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?23 Heart Jokes
Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:16 Princess Diana Jokes
1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"
Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?9 Violist Jokes Jokes
1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.