Jokes - Dark


 


Chuck Norris · Dark · Fears · Nightlights
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Light Bulbs · Light · Klingons · Credits · Dark
light bulbHow many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.

2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
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Light Bulbs · Fundamentalists · Dark
light bulbHow many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.
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Blondes · Calculators · Working · Differences
blonde:4What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!
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