Daddy jokes

28 jokes about daddies


"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!"

"Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!"

1     mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!"

"Shut up and step on the gas!"

1     mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?"

"Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy."

0     mommy mommy jokes

Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

38     spanking jokes

"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

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