, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!"
"Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!"
, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!"
"Shut up and step on the gas!"
wasn't getting good marks in school
. One day he surprised the teacher
with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades
, somebody is going to get a spanking