Father: "How are your grades, son?"6 Grade Jokes
Son: "Under water, Dad."
Father: "Under water? What do you mean?"
Son: "They're below C level."
Little Johnny asks his mother her age.19 Little Johnny Jokes
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"9 Mommy Mommy Jokes
"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents: "How was I born?"15 Stork Jokes
His mother awkwardly answers: "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
Little Johny asked her mummy: "Mum are little birds made of metal?"18 Sex JokesNext page Jokes
Mummy: "Of course not darling, why do you ask?"
"'I heard daddy saying he'd like to screw the arse of the bird next door!"