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A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.2 → JokeProposal
Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".
Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.
"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."
To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".
The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"
A proctologist (butt doctor) is walking in a hospital when an intern runs up to him with very important documents to sign. Frantically, the doctor reaches into his pocket to pull out his pen but instead finds a rectal thermometer. The proctologist gets red in the face and starts swearing.2 → Joke
The intern asks him if he's mad because he had grabbed the wrong tool.
The doctor replies "No, some asshole has my favorite pen!" ~ Max
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