A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him.17 Circumcision Jokes
The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were really upset with you when you cut them short yesterday."
At that point, a man who had been sitting within earshot in the reception room got up and departed hurriedly.
"Who was that?" asked the Rabbi.
"Oh, that was Mr. Ruthenberg." she answered. "He wanted to speak to you about a circumcision for his son."
Who invented King Arthur's round table?3 Circumferences Jokes
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?9 Lawyer JokesProposal
One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.6 Short jokes Jokes
Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".
Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.
"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."
To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".
The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"