: "How much is half of 8?"
: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
was watching her father, a pastor
, write a sermon
"How do you know what to say?" she asked.
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
are trapped on an island
. They find a genie
's lamp and agree they will each get a wish
The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.
The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.
The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge