4 jokes about credits
8 light bulb jokes
How many Klingons
does it take to change a light
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior
isn't afraid of the dark
63 credit card jokes
had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife
13 credit card jokesProposal
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!5 Short jokes Jokes