A couple is going to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.46 Art Jokes
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.33 Man Jokes
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.31 Wife Jokes
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.40 Sperm Jokes
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"41 Marriage JokesNext page Jokes
"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."