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Why were males created before females?

Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

8     male jokes


Teacher: "You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?"

Little Johnny: "How did you know?"

Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"

14     Little Johnny jokes


One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.

"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."

Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says: "Thanks, I only need one copy."

16     boss jokes


Teacher: "I hope I didn't see you copying from David's work!"

Little Johnny: "I hope you didn't too!"

3     Little Johnny jokes





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