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Yo momma is so fat. She stopped putting on Malcolm X t-shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.

3     Yo Momma Jokes


Why were males created before females?

Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

8     Male Jokes


An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone. "Flaps, check," he says to the copilot, "Landing Gear, check. Altitude, check. Right, we're going in. Hold on." The plane lands and comes to a screeching, grinding halt; just short of the edge of the runway. "Holy Cow!" exclaims the pilot, "This must be the shortest runway I've ever landed on!" The copilot looks left and right and says "Yeah, and about the widest, too ..."

15     Airplane Jokes


One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.

"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."

Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says: "Thanks, I only need one copy."

16     Boss Jokes


"Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?"

"No, why?"

"Because he wanted to see Pluto!"

2     Mickey Mouse Jokes






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