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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

4     policeman jokes


Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

40     blonde jokes


Teacher: "You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?"

Little Johnny: "How did you know?"

Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"

14     Little Johnny jokes


Yo momma is so fat. She stopped putting on Malcolm X t-shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.

3     yo momma jokes


How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change."
2) None. Social workers never change anything.
3) None. They empower it to change itself!
4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit.
5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care.
7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.

27     light bulb jokes






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