How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs. 2) None. It's a hardware problem! 3) Just one. But the house falls down. 4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project. 5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary. 6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.