Computers: 33 Jokes, 46 Pics, 1 Text, 3 VideosLog On  |  Register
Jokes
» Random» Top» New» Game» Submit» Topics» Maillist» Homepage Tool» Google Gadget
Jokes
Pics
Sayings
Games
Videos
Hangman
Tic Tac Toe
Texts
Homepage Tools
HomeHome

Jokes > Topics > C > Computer Jokes

Search
Microsoft · Writers · Computers · Writing
computerThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
2 Comments · Details
Unix · Klingons · Computers · Star Trek
computerHave you ever noticed that the Klingons are all speaking unix?

"Grep ls awk chmod."
"Mknod ksh tar imap."
"Wall fsck yacc!"
2 Comments · Details


Windows · Cold · Tech Support · Computers
computerTech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."
0 Comments · Details


Virtual · Transparent · Computers · Real
computerIf it's there and you can see it - it's real.
If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.
If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.
If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!
5 Comments · Details
Sweet · Homes · GOTO · Computers · Numbers
computer10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10
7 Comments · Details

Computer Jokes
<<1234567>>
Jokes 26 - 30 of 33
Quotes   Contact   Legal Notice   Statistics