Computer Jokes (4)

Unix *is* user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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