How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs. 2) None. It's a hardware problem! 3) Just one. But the house falls down. 4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project. 5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary. 6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.