Jokes - Computers


 


Windows · Computers · Customers · Money
computerCustomer: "How much do Windows cost?"

Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."

Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"
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Computers · Laws · Computing · Cores
computer43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
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Keys · Computers · No · Any
keysPress any key!

No! no! no! NOT THAT ONE!
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Computers · Engineers · Software · Dying
computerOld software engineers never die. They just log out.
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Protection · Intel · Computers · Reboots · PCs
computerAn Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.
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