Jokes - Computers


 


Computers · Blondes · Differences · Information
computerWhat's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.
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Computers · Men · Memory
computerMen are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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Parrots · Bosses · Pet Shops · Computers · Men
parakeetA man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".

The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?" To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
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Computers · Heaven · Hell · Microsoft · Apple
computerIn Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
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Software · Computers · Engineers · Reboots
computerOld software engineers never die, they just reboot.
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