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Computers · Laws · Computing · Cores
computer43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
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Computers · Engineers · Software · Dying
computerOld software engineers never die. They just log out.
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Computers · Drag · Drops · Objects · Treats
computerDrag me, drop me - treat me like an object.
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Microsoft · Computers · Vacuum
computerThe day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
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Parrots · Bosses · Computers · Men · Unix
parakeetA man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".

The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?" To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
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