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Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."

4     windows jokes


Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

4     linux jokes


Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

26     salesman jokes


Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

15     stupidity jokes


A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

12     frog jokes






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