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Unix *is* user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

15     Unix Jokes


There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

18     Writer Jokes


Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!

6     Microsoft Jokes


An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

3     Protection Jokes


How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

7     Light Bulb Jokes






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