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Unix *is* user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

15     unix jokes


10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10

23     home jokes


Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!

6     microsoft jokes


An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

3     protection jokes


How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

7     light bulb jokes






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