Computer jokes

57 jokes about computers



There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

14     people jokes

Drag me, drop me - treat me like an object.

3     drag jokes

If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?

20     windows jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

18     microsoft jokes

This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

17     windows jokes

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