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Press any key!

No! no! no! NOT THAT ONE!

15     key jokes


43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

0     law jokes


The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

33     microsoft jokes


Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?

If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!

9     microsoft jokes


Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.

Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.

9     general jokes






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