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43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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Press any key!

No! no! no! NOT THAT ONE!

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The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

33     microsoft jokes


Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then closed and went back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again and went to the mail box. She opened and shut it again. Angrily, she went back to the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her: "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied: "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying: 'You've got mail!'"

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