Computer Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Computers



Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

9     Man Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

9     Blonde Jokes

Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.

10     Pac-Man Jokes

Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

19     Engineer Jokes

In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

19     Heaven Jokes

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