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A guy walks into a store to buy a new computer. So he takes the computer home and sets it up on his desk.

Creating a master account the computer asks him for his password. He enters the word penis.

The computer responds: "Your password is not long enough!"

17     Password Jokes


How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

4     Light Bulb Jokes


They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.

20     Microsoft Jokes


In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

19     Windows Jokes


A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous. At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: "Hey, where am I?". The solitary office worker replies: "You're in an airplane.". The pilot immediately executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the airport's runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it. "Elementary," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees."

21     Microsoft Jokes






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