Common jokes

Common - 35 jokes


What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

5     viola jokes

What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?

They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

2     tomahawk jokes

What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?

It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk.

5     Michael Jackson jokes


What do the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle uranus and wipe out klingons!

1     Short jokes

What do dolphins and men have in common?

They say that they're intelligent but no one's been able to prove that.

0     dolphin jokes


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