Common jokes

Common - 35 jokes


What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They both live off dead Beatles.

10     Ethiopian jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

6     ball jokes

What's common between men and video?

Both go backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... stop and eject.

6     man jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.

16     man jokes

What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

They both came from France in a wooden box.

15     Princess Diana jokes

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