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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.

25     toilet jokes


What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

19     blonde jokes


What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     man jokes


Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.

One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'

The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'

When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

23     preacher jokes


What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

14     man jokes




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