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Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"

Little Johnny: "I don't know!"

Teacher: "Correct!"

15     Little Johnny jokes


What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

36     sperm jokes


What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

34     sex jokes


What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

27     hooker jokes


What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they are on their backs they are screwed.

18     blonde jokes




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