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What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

5     blonde jokes


Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.

4     Chuck Norris jokes


A guy goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

55     doctor jokes


What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

57     woman jokes


What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

8     condom jokes




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