Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.18 Man Jokes
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Meeting rules for managers:18 Manager Jokes Jokes
1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.