Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

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Another good one  
On the plane, there were the pilot and copilot and 3 passengers. An old man, a boy scout and Hilary Clinton. Suddenly the pilot came back and said that the plane was crashing. He and the copilot grabbed two of the four parachutes, because they had families to care for. Hilary Clinton said, "I'm Hilary Clinton and America needs me." and she grabbed one. The old man said to the boy scout, "You take the last one, I'm soon to die anyway." The boy scout said, "Oh, no need, sir. Hilary Clinton took my backpack."     0

Fane son
Awww....Chelsea should've done it!!!!     0

jack frost  
u butcherd this joke u dumass dam get it right its much funnier     0

Bored at Work
Hilary would be a nightmare she wants anti violent video games and the patriot act... She is a repuplican in descise.     0

umar mulla
JUST DO IT!!!     0

someone else
I think this joke was made when Bill was still president, Alex     0

Hah, Definitly a republican joke, How about the final line from george bush : "I could throw out 10'000 american soldiers and go for a ride on my mountain bike" Vote Hillary '08(if she runs).

Send your comments.. I'd be happy to read them     0

not-bad not bad all 3.8.06     0

I think you meant Dick Cheney and the Bush family     0

That is so true!     0

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