Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

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What does it even mean     0

miss bitch
doesn't he wash? lol     0

good but its kinda stupid     0

oh people the waiter meant which vages would she love to have... if u still dnt get then u r toooo slow     0

for anyone who doesn't get this they're saying bill clinton is a vegitable (or for anyone who still doesn't understand, they are pretty much calling bill clinton a braindead idiot)     0

Dont get this one either...     0

eddie, a word of advice, don't put your IQ on our resume     0

really nice one     0

If this is funny, I don't get it!!!!     0

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