Chemist's last words

1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...

18     chemist jokes

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10) I want to sneeze     0

how dont you get it?!?!?! it isnt hard!!     0

either do i     0

I don't get it.     0

They're all the things a chemist would say before something killed him.     0

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