A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."

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I used this line in a Council meeting.     0

i dont think any english person says ma,am so it dont make sense     0

ahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!ahahaa......ha.....ha....... sorry is just not funny. go shoot urself XD     0

umar mulla
u no i wish i had that kind of guts     0

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